Puff

Her candle lick honey fuse
Wildfire impossible sand witch
Conduct me fashionably away
Treat my Tom, Dick & Charlie
Look away

Her secret Santa saw me
Trying to look away
Her puma paused eyes on me
I prayed
And looked away

Her puma sat right at her
What else could I do?
A few arse-slaps

Slit of the unexpanded
What size are you?
Armies kept marching

Then it left
And we were devastated
Annihilated

What?