Unicorns are real

Oh dear! the car just stopped dead
no service or a soul anywhere insight
I got plenty of water and smokes
Yippee George just appeared to my right

I thought that she had left me
hadn't heard from her for a while
She doesn't do depression
it's just not her style
every car truck van and bus waved
one lady drove by twice!
You see Trendsetters
people on the cape are so damn nice

I sent a message to Cooktown
hopefully help is on it's way
togs on sprawled across the bonnet 8am
what a beautiful sunny day!
It's only been 3 hours so far; Meh! I'm ok
George is restless, annoyed and bound to have her say

Nek Minnut
"You no-good piece of crap
we're miles from a town
I'll set ya on fire & roll you upside"
"OMG! George please calm down"

It's always entertaining  when George is by my side
I think I'll kick depression
Gun shot is where she'll ride
she's always been there with me
from the day that I was born
10ft tall warrior princess upon a unicorn

She takes nonsense from no-one
answers only to herself
she is a street fighting survivor
she is the meaning of stealth

Happy to have you home George
my fiancé will be too
its no great secret that
he fell in love with you
He thought my name was George
my secret friend, protector,
me George & I
for the gambling man
we're a winning Trifecta!

At least I have pen and paper
to keep me sane, poor twisted George
she's doing cartwheels in my brain
"It's been four hours in this heat;
I'm 'Stinking
why didn't you get a lift but no you
stayed with the car
what the hell were you thinking?"

I'd better turn the music on
to drown this psycho out
so a little bit of Pitbull and
I can't hear her shout