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Imperfect
Hey Lexxie!
I know you would never accept as a significant other,
I am far too ugly for you, so I don't even bother,
You're an attractive woman,
A house you couldn't haunt,
You could walk into and bar,
And have any man you want,
Not to mention, your political work - that's hot!
I have feelings, but you're way out of my league, I kid you not,
I see you staring at me in Pressed on this night,
But, I think it's better we stay separate, I think I might,
I know you care about me,
And go out of your way to know me, so mote it be,
Better -
But, if we make love, looking at my body will not do you justice
I cry all the harder,
I yearn to walk the streets of the city with you -
Especially in autumn, but your friends would just laugh,
And say 'creep and eww!'
You will always be my 'Lisa Simpson',
Even though we never, had sexual union.
But, alas I say, the night in the bar, you invited me back,
To your place, then when we got there, you took off your clothes - bearing your back,
You did it to seduce me and said, 'What do you think? If you take off your clothes,
We will then be equal!' Enough said,
You asked me again, 'What do you think?', then I said,
'I think I can call a cab tomorrow, after you give me head',
And, I noticed you had no tan lines,
So, you at least self aware enough to know your value,
As a sexual being, and to give me a pity fuck, NO CRIME!
Then you took my hand, placed it on your breast and said to me,
'Now, this isn't so bad now is it?',
And then you giggled peacefully,
Then led me to the bed,
And gestured gleefully,
'We can exchange bodily fluids, do not worry,
and, your ugliness won't be, a liability!'
And, tonight the world that you showed me,
You embraced me,
And wanted to hold me,
Even though it was out of pity,
But you took away my monstrosity,
And that monstrosity was my virginity,
Then you said, 'Any time, come see me!
If you want someone to talk to, here I'll be,
Made mainstream porn and sex less daunting,
And now, you can join in the fucking,
And, don't be afraid of my body,
And, I will not look upon you like leprosy,
It wasn't so bad,
And now I'm glad,
You stuck your shaft in,
And it's better than being in a sexual prison,
You can come back and thank me,
Next time you're in the city,
And, now you're not bound to chastity,
I gave you a pussy pass,
And now you're in our class,
Others may laugh at us,
But for me, to take your virginity,
Your first time and I was your first, so sexy!
And, to accommodate you, I didn't fuss,
I want to help you,
And include you in my inclusion work,
Disabled, L, G, B, T and Q,
When you pulled out - I saw your smirk,
Smirk of joy,
Because of the methods, I employ,
Are not banishment, but inclusion,
If you want into our sexual world,
I will act as your door and your decoy,
And, don't be ashamed now,
I took your V-card, and now you know how,
To please a woman - you sure pleased me!
And you don't have to pay - I gave it for free!
And, don't think you're unworthy,
Because of your imperfect body,
I have one two - you see!
And, don't be afraid of me,
And, on my tanned body - touch me!
Nobody's perfect, in an imperfect world,
Is this your first time, being held be a girl?
And don't worry about what you see
in the magazines,
We did wear condoms, and I am clean!
Anytime you need a fix, I'm here
You can get high, off of my body!'
I know you would never accept as a significant other,
I am far too ugly for you, so I don't even bother,
You're an attractive woman,
A house you couldn't haunt,
You could walk into and bar,
And have any man you want,
Not to mention, your political work - that's hot!
I have feelings, but you're way out of my league, I kid you not,
I see you staring at me in Pressed on this night,
But, I think it's better we stay separate, I think I might,
I know you care about me,
And go out of your way to know me, so mote it be,
Better -
But, if we make love, looking at my body will not do you justice
I cry all the harder,
I yearn to walk the streets of the city with you -
Especially in autumn, but your friends would just laugh,
And say 'creep and eww!'
You will always be my 'Lisa Simpson',
Even though we never, had sexual union.
But, alas I say, the night in the bar, you invited me back,
To your place, then when we got there, you took off your clothes - bearing your back,
You did it to seduce me and said, 'What do you think? If you take off your clothes,
We will then be equal!' Enough said,
You asked me again, 'What do you think?', then I said,
'I think I can call a cab tomorrow, after you give me head',
And, I noticed you had no tan lines,
So, you at least self aware enough to know your value,
As a sexual being, and to give me a pity fuck, NO CRIME!
Then you took my hand, placed it on your breast and said to me,
'Now, this isn't so bad now is it?',
And then you giggled peacefully,
Then led me to the bed,
And gestured gleefully,
'We can exchange bodily fluids, do not worry,
and, your ugliness won't be, a liability!'
And, tonight the world that you showed me,
You embraced me,
And wanted to hold me,
Even though it was out of pity,
But you took away my monstrosity,
And that monstrosity was my virginity,
Then you said, 'Any time, come see me!
If you want someone to talk to, here I'll be,
Made mainstream porn and sex less daunting,
And now, you can join in the fucking,
And, don't be afraid of my body,
And, I will not look upon you like leprosy,
It wasn't so bad,
And now I'm glad,
You stuck your shaft in,
And it's better than being in a sexual prison,
You can come back and thank me,
Next time you're in the city,
And, now you're not bound to chastity,
I gave you a pussy pass,
And now you're in our class,
Others may laugh at us,
But for me, to take your virginity,
Your first time and I was your first, so sexy!
And, to accommodate you, I didn't fuss,
I want to help you,
And include you in my inclusion work,
Disabled, L, G, B, T and Q,
When you pulled out - I saw your smirk,
Smirk of joy,
Because of the methods, I employ,
Are not banishment, but inclusion,
If you want into our sexual world,
I will act as your door and your decoy,
And, don't be ashamed now,
I took your V-card, and now you know how,
To please a woman - you sure pleased me!
And you don't have to pay - I gave it for free!
And, don't think you're unworthy,
Because of your imperfect body,
I have one two - you see!
And, don't be afraid of me,
And, on my tanned body - touch me!
Nobody's perfect, in an imperfect world,
Is this your first time, being held be a girl?
And don't worry about what you see
in the magazines,
We did wear condoms, and I am clean!
Anytime you need a fix, I'm here
You can get high, off of my body!'
Published 15th Dec 2015
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