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own it

their period blood attracts bears
please tell me who invented alimony? i will sever their bloodline right now.
i bought an 11,000 dollar bedroom and living room set once
i hang my shirts up
she folds em and puts them in the "oak" dresser so they have to be ironed again but they belong there because it's "oak"
and I iron them again
don't say shit
drink too much and sleep on the wrap around couch in front of the 72 inch smart flatscreen cuz apparently i snore and so do the dogs
when were drunk
wanted her on the bowling team but she detests the shirts and any sport that keeps k-9's as alternates.
i was ready to call guiness over the oldest lab barking dancin in the dark by springsteen but she built me a woodshed with her trust fund in trade.....

bad move.

i took it......

had a case of 40's and a best friend with a mustouche that covered both lips who was gonna get me in at the GMC factory after we came to the lint filled naval of america cuz mom was sick, but she died,the plant laid off,and i drank all the beer. apparently you cant write the great american novel in the middle of america.

for better or worse right?bitch capitolized BETTER in the contract.

She's gonna teach english at some community college somewhere and i'm gonna have horses,a beard, kill my own chickens and eat them,wear my NY all black fitted kinda crooked with a dean winchester weathered weird brown not exaxctly treanch but below the hip gangsta leather jacket, believe in god and ghosts cuz they have to come together but know they all misunderstood and prolly not good,mean 12 hr doggin chicks in cowboy boots and short skirts while she gets meager 2 min 2 inch dick and wishes she knew something more and gets payed simple college professor wages while she thinks about how many orgasms i would give her every night with no regard for my own self  when she sees me at the top of the NY times best seller list.
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