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CAN YOU KEEP A XMAS SECRET? Mistletoe at the Haiku Erotic Restaurant Xmas Party
Did you know every woman carries a sprig of mistletoe between her legs?
Two Haiku
If she squats face front
see the mistletoe dangling
there between her legs
Or if she turns and
squats showing you the rear view
same mistletoe there
What you are seeing, in scientific terms, are the labia minora or inner lips protruding to form a small berry-like appendage. In erotic language, kissable, suckable, worshipful MISTLETOE! Put that in your mouth and suck on it like you would a grape or fig. Is that Heaven or what? Couples got into the 69 position and we heard mutual orgasms ring out in loud and dulcet tones as they kissed and suckled the mistletoe. Our stunningly tall Christmas tree in the dining hall added a truly festive atmosphere. And lots of Jingle BALLS and raunchy Cummings Upon A Midnight Clear. It was a very merry berry Christmas party. And we wish you one too! Get under some mistletoe!!
Two Haiku
If she squats face front
see the mistletoe dangling
there between her legs
Or if she turns and
squats showing you the rear view
same mistletoe there
What you are seeing, in scientific terms, are the labia minora or inner lips protruding to form a small berry-like appendage. In erotic language, kissable, suckable, worshipful MISTLETOE! Put that in your mouth and suck on it like you would a grape or fig. Is that Heaven or what? Couples got into the 69 position and we heard mutual orgasms ring out in loud and dulcet tones as they kissed and suckled the mistletoe. Our stunningly tall Christmas tree in the dining hall added a truly festive atmosphere. And lots of Jingle BALLS and raunchy Cummings Upon A Midnight Clear. It was a very merry berry Christmas party. And we wish you one too! Get under some mistletoe!!
Published 12th Dec 2015
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12th Dec 2015 1:12am
Camel toe monday
Turns mistletoe dangling at
Haiku erotic
A festivity
I can be sucked deep into!
Candy man a lick?
I jes bet those jingle balls were hung on that big erect tree in purrrrrfuction!!
What i wouldnt give for a piece of that action!
Sending you my email..so i can send a personal greeting of very merry laid Ho Ho Ho jolly!
Love and peace through the new year!
Calamity of Gin!
Turns mistletoe dangling at
Haiku erotic
A festivity
I can be sucked deep into!
Candy man a lick?
I jes bet those jingle balls were hung on that big erect tree in purrrrrfuction!!
What i wouldnt give for a piece of that action!
Sending you my email..so i can send a personal greeting of very merry laid Ho Ho Ho jolly!
Love and peace through the new year!
Calamity of Gin!
12th Dec 2015 2:03am
Some women have huge labia protrusions, others just normal, still others you have to hunt for. In any case it's always a fun-filled delight.
As soon as I get my booklet on the erotic body feast out of storage I will do another printing and send you a free signed copy. Others are gonna have to pay. It's been out of print for years but has become a very small, though prized, acquisition item among collectors. It has had various titles also. I wrote it when no more than 19. OMG! So, you see I've been into delightful body culinary for a long long time.
As soon as I get my booklet on the erotic body feast out of storage I will do another printing and send you a free signed copy. Others are gonna have to pay. It's been out of print for years but has become a very small, though prized, acquisition item among collectors. It has had various titles also. I wrote it when no more than 19. OMG! So, you see I've been into delightful body culinary for a long long time.
12th Dec 2015 2:18am
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12th Dec 2015 6:16am
Ohhh, candycrier, luv ~ :-*
Would that I had been at THIS celebration! I'm quite certain twas a memorable festival, indeed! ;-D
I confess a fondness for the Yule logs as well as Mistletoe, luv, and, sadly, you made no mention of those... ;-p
Do give my tender regards and lust to all at the wondrously decadent Haiku Restaurant. ;-*
And, I wish you all Bliss through the Holidays! ;-*
You are always so ineffably clever and skillful, luv...
Would that I had been at THIS celebration! I'm quite certain twas a memorable festival, indeed! ;-D
I confess a fondness for the Yule logs as well as Mistletoe, luv, and, sadly, you made no mention of those... ;-p
Do give my tender regards and lust to all at the wondrously decadent Haiku Restaurant. ;-*
And, I wish you all Bliss through the Holidays! ;-*
You are always so ineffably clever and skillful, luv...
13th Dec 2015 1:38am
Your comments felt like a flurry of Xmas cards! Thank you. And the best of the holidays to YOU!
Rest assured there were plenty of yule logs as all of the men brought their woodies that were quite quickly set afire, I might add.
I will try to bring more provender of the male variety in for the women. But you know the acronym of our restaurant is HER. But you reminded me that we sometimes (most of the time) forget HER enjoyment in relation to HIM.
Rest assured there were plenty of yule logs as all of the men brought their woodies that were quite quickly set afire, I might add.
I will try to bring more provender of the male variety in for the women. But you know the acronym of our restaurant is HER. But you reminded me that we sometimes (most of the time) forget HER enjoyment in relation to HIM.
I am quite certain, luv, that though the focus of the HER is HIS enjoyment of HER, HER pleasure is also assured exponentially. ;-*
Twas merely the extraordinarily festive nature of the occasion that had me thinking of those Yule logs as well. After all, you'd covered the Jingle Balls and certainly the Mistletoe was well in hand and mouth. ;-* I simply KNEW there must have been quite a blaze with what surely was a great quantity of hard wood about. ;-D
Thank YOU for confirming my thoughts, luv. I simply must visit sometime soon... ;-*
Twas merely the extraordinarily festive nature of the occasion that had me thinking of those Yule logs as well. After all, you'd covered the Jingle Balls and certainly the Mistletoe was well in hand and mouth. ;-* I simply KNEW there must have been quite a blaze with what surely was a great quantity of hard wood about. ;-D
Thank YOU for confirming my thoughts, luv. I simply must visit sometime soon... ;-*
13th Dec 2015 3:58am
There's something about this little piece of yours candy crier...I love it...
13th Dec 2015 3:36pm
Maybe because it doesn't have any comparisons? Thanks for your reaction and the addition to your RL!
