Feminist Twist

Feminist Twist

Mary
You are high as Mt Everest you dirty boy.

John
Like yes I’m high. But I’m never too out there to make love.

Mary
Get away from me you silly psychonaut. I can’t do it with you when you get those glassy eyes and cough. You’ll just have to wait till the pot wears off before you can have me in bed.

John
Oh please don’t be so small minded. I’m at my best in sex when I’ve been smoking the weed. Here let me unzip your jeans.

Mary
Stop it! I mean it! I can’t stand that look in your eyes when you're this high. It creeps me out. My jeans will stay on thank you.

John
I’m perfectly normal when I’m on weed. I can shoot pool even better then.

Mary
Bullshit. You lie too much. I’m going to get a coke. Would you like some pizza while I’m at the fridge?

John
Oh yea baby. Pizza would really be nice. And when you’re finished I could use a foot rub.

Mary
Hey watch it buster. I’m a feminist you know. I’m not your servant.

John
Well then I’ll give you a back rub.

Mary
That sounds nice. But you get carried away with those massages. You’ll have your grimy hands on my ass in no time. I see the lust in your eyes. You can’t trick me.

John
Oh no darling. I won’t do your gluts. That is unless you want me too.

Mary
Well you know after sitting all day at the computer I could use a butt rub too. But don’t make any weird sounds while you’re doing it. I don’t need that tonight.

John
Scouts honor. I’ll be quiet as a church mouse. Just lay on your stomach on the bed. Honey your ass looks better every year. But you’re tight. Here I’ll work that tension out. I can tell you are enjoying this.

Mary
Oh you know my sweet spots. Work me down lower. Oh yea. I like that.

John
You never could resist my butt rubs. You’ll feel like a new woman when I’m finished with you.

Mary
I already do lover man. Hey I’d like to take some tokes on that reefer of  yours.

John
Sure here you go sweetie pie.

Mary
I don’t mean your marijuana. I want that stogie between your legs. Whip it out hubby. I’m suddenly in the mood.

John
You sure this doesn’t conflict with your women’s lib?

Mary
Honey even feminist need a thick doobie from time to time.