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For Coldhearted Holiday Haikus Comp
1. Reduced Sex Life
Santa empties sack
Down your chimney annually
The two Viagras help
2. Hi Hoe
Snow White gang bangs all
Doc felt Sleepy then dopey
A happy orgy
3. No Thank You
Jumpers, gadgets, socks
All unwanted shitty presents
Jam them up your ass
4. No Cussing
No to the C word!
Specially this time of year
Merry Cuntmas dick
5. Blue Christmas
A cool Christmas gift
A heart stopper, lips of blue
Hypothermia wins
6. Stranger Danger
A ring for Christmas?
Fat man, red suit, tickles kids?
A paedophile ring!
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