Cab Ride Home

 
I went to a party well it’s that season of the year

Met my friends, had a laugh whilst drinking too much beer

I'd driven to the party but it was very plain

That I would need a taxi to get back home again

 
I didn’t want to risk it and get a nasty shock

For coppers are quite crafty and trap folks in road block

And so I took a taxi and surely I was right

For there was a road block looming in the night

 

As I was in a taxi we  never had to stop

And as I passed I gave a wave to a very friendly cop

Next morning I’d a hangover my face was green and blue

And where I’d stolen the taxi from I haven’t got a clue!

 

On a serious note folks don’t drink and drive this Christmas!