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Red Meat

I asked one-hundred men:    
Is it something you should avoid -    
ball sweat?    
   
Is it the bane of your existence, that you  
contemplate all you cannot fathom, like    
   
how your body has hair growing where    
it never used to, and no longer grows    
where you'd like it?    
   
Does it make you more aggressive, or  
is it red meat that affects you in this way?    
   
Is it the lack of oral sex, or owning a dog  
that always detects your ball sweat?    
   
But you don't want to switch to a cat for    
fear of what the neighbors might think.    
   
Is this why road rage has gotten    
worse over the years, or exists at all?    
   
Or is it a cry for help when chafing from    
all that sweat, making pores larger from    
masturbating while stuck in gridlock?    
   
.    
I've pondered these things lately.    
Starts a new list of the next 100 men...


This is a satire; a social commentary, yeah!
Written by Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
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