Moon Beam Dream

 
Sitting in a pudding park on the dark side of the moon
A ferret with a hand grenade said ‘Ya wanna hear a boom?’
So I hit him with a cabbage leaf around his pointy head
He rubbed it with a mushroom ‘that bloody hurt he said’

Then I kicked him in the backside and he shot into a crater
Where he sat down at a table and called out for a waiter
He ordered a barbed wire sandwich and a pot of tea for one
Said the waiter please pull the pin sir but wait until I’m gone

The ferret pulled the pin out and threw it in the air
And then he tucked the hand grenade neatly ‘neath his chair
When after fifteen minutes it still had not gone off
The waiter leapt upon the table to laugh at him and scoff

A passing milkmaid and her cow were walking near by
Has that thing not gone off yet? Here lads let me have a try
She thumped it with her milking stool, the bloody thing went boom
And now you know the reason why the cow jumped over the moon