Clean Cock, Move Down

 Every morning I make sure
That I wash my cock thoroughly
Efficiently with vim and vigour
Getting to every nook and krannie
Nothing ever gets missed, ever
I am like the Mad Hatter with his
obvious need for clean cups
I probably have the cleanest cock
Of any man or woman that I know
Some might say I spend too long
And suspect other motivations
But I just like to have a clean cock
Saves me washing my hands all day
I never wash my hands after peeing
No need: Clean cock
Once leaving a public toilet without
Washing my hands, an observant
Man said to me “Where I come form
We wash our hands.” Quick as a flash
My reply was stunning,…..
“Where I come from we have clean
Cocks and don’t piss all over our fingers”