Holy Inquisitor

 Come here you witch
you lovely thing
and kiss my very sacred ring.

I am the very hand of God
All that I touch
is blessed with love.

I've come to free you from all wrong
You feel so soft
I feel so strong.

I'll chase the Devil out of you!
Believe me
what I say is true.

I'll take away your evil sin
So spread your legs
and let me in.

I am the very Holy Cross
With me inside
you'll feel no loss.

Heaven and angels you will gain
And yes...
there's just a little pain.

My friendship is my gift to you
Your fear tastes sweet
like morning dew.

You'll smile and thank me in the end
What's a little torture
between good friends.