Still

 There was Ollie, Albert, James and Bill
Stuart, Frankie, Lewis and Phil
There was Charlie, Bruce and Neville
And Pedro De Mendoza from Seville
There was jack that lived at the foot of the hill
And his bi-sexual girlfriend called Jill
There was Leon, Fredric, Barry and Virgil
And that posh bloke related to Churchill
There was the guy who thought he was king of the hill
There was Alex, John, Nathaniel and Will
There was the guy that looked like Damon Hill
And nervous Peter who couldn’t stand still
All these affairs you did for the thrill
And despite at times I wanted to kill
And despite I’ve written you out of my will
Strangely, I do love you Still