Hunting

 I found dear hunting
To be
Quite
Expensive

I got arrested
While bare hunting
Apparently
Running around
The woods naked
Carrying a gun
Is a cause for
alarm

whilst hunting
for fruit
preserve
I found that
My rifle had
A tendency
To jam

I caught
An extra large
Chess set
Whilst out
Big game
Hunting

Armadillo?
I shouldn’t have
The little
Bastard
Shot me
In the ass
I didn’t know
Dillos
Were such
Good shots