My Old friend Jock, 'n Farmer Jim

I was eyeing the waitress at Asian Wok

but she was dating my old friend Jock

I bought  him a coupon All-You-Can-Eat

He grew fat and got swollen feet

She lost interest in him

Then got eyes for farmer Jim

Such is my luck

My life suck

I live every day in hell

Oh well

I'll try that girl over at taco bell