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Suthern Comfort
Suthern Comfort
Rob lies on the couch reading Thucydides’ “Peloponnesian War.”
Kitty
Honey it’s so rainy and hot. Please cuddle up with Ms. Kitty. She needs attention bad.
Rob
Hold your horses honey. I’m on the last chapter. You know how I love reading the ancients.
Kitty
Darling lately I think you’re buried along with the ancients. What can I do to exhume you?
Rob
My love, I need time to cultivate my mind through reading. Let me get you a book to read. “Lady Chatterley’s Lover.” You’ll love it honey buns.
Kitty
If you don’t put down that book I’m going to donate all your books to the library.
Rob
I surrender. I’m going to need a glass of OJ to juice myself up.
Kitty
Coming right up, one glass of OJ, fresh squeezed. Here it is my lover man. Oh my. I seem to have lost my clothes somewhere. I wonder where I left them? Plenty of ice just like you like it. Drink to your health sweetie. I’ll sit beside you on the couch. You like it when I rub your neck? You feel so tight.
Rob
Oh my love, you’ve got angel’s hands. I couldn’t ask for a better masseuse. And the best part is you love me. Your touch is divine.
Kitty
You know this New Orleans summer has made me lazy. It feels so good to relax on the sofa under the fan. You look like a real man in that bath robe. Every time I look at you I feel like jumping you. Now I got you by the arm. You fell right across my lap. Oh your derriere is hot. Do you like it when I caress it just so with my hand? Oops there goes your robe. Patty cake, patty cake. I do declare. You’re swelling like a ripe yam against my thigh. You’d come in my lap if I spanked you.
Rob
I never knew you were into kinky stuff. Can’t we just make love? I’m an old fashioned guy. Besides I’m too old for that.
Kitty
Sugar plum, you’re never too old in my book. You’re fussing like a girl who broke her fingernail. Do you want a ruler or my hand?
Rob
Come on pumpkin. Spare this good ole boy.
Kitty
You ain’t squirming your way out of this. I’m going to paddle your butt. Ready or not here we go! You like the way my hand stings so sweetly. Your ass cheeks are blushing like ripe peaches. You’re humping like a pro. Oh yea. Thar she blows! Now wasn’t that hot and spicy?
Rob
Honey that was better than jambalaya with tabasco sauce. Darling your perfume smells better than magnolias in spring. I’ll sit up. Darling you’re such a kind woman. That’s why I fell in love with you. Let me drink the OJ in a toast to our eternal flame.
Kitty
Here my dark and debonair man let me hold the glass while you drink. That’s right catch the nectar on your tongue. Oh I spilled some on your cheeks and lips. Here let me lick the drops off your lips with my tongue. You look like a happy critter. Just close your eyes. That’s right. Now you don’t mind if I sprinkle some OJ down there do you? Does it feel cold down there honey?
Rob
Kitty I feel like an apple in a barrel with you bobbing for me. But I’m the only apple in your barrel honey.
Kitty
Look how shiny and red you’ve done become. Well lookie here I’ve got an ice cube from that cup. What will I do with that? Well I’ll drip it down your pear.
Rob
We’re going for a double header? Plahlease honey!! I’m not as young as I used to be.
Kitty
You’ll do just fine. When I rub your Aladdin’s lamp the magic will happen. I’m here to serve and please the one I love so dearly. But I take pride in my work. I don’t want to give an ordinary blow job. This is my art. Now let’s start with your inner thighs. You like that don’t you honey? Oh you old pony. I likes the way your buck under my tongue.
Rob
I’m like a roman candle. You got the match to set me off.
Kitty
Hot damn man you’re hard as the Rock of Gibraltar. But I wanna play some more. You’ll thank me once I’m finished.
Rob
Oh my God. There I go. Ohhhh I’m yours for life. You are the madam of my house now and always. I’d be a scoundrel if I didn’t return the favor. Sit up here honey and I’ll part the gates of your Eden.
Kitty
Oh you are a gentleman indeed. Now this girl has done gone to heaven. I swear you are an shining example to the male kind.
Rob
Oh you taste sweeter than honeysuckle on the vine. Here I’ll suck your little rosebud. Now you’re the one bucking. I’ll slip my hands under your buns. You’re moaning like a pole cat. I’m going to lick you under the table. Women folk get more excited than men, so I’ve heard.
Kitty
Oh I’m on fire. Please Rob. I’m hyperventilating. My hearts beating fast as a conga drum. Come on now. That’s not fair. Put that tongue where it belongs. Don’t nibble my inner thighs. I was so close.
Rob
Oh mighty Aphrodite goddess of love and beauty here I come.
Kitty
Oh I blossomed. What sweeter gift can a man give his woman? What delicious tremors I feel from that place only you are allowed to enter. I’m so wet and sticky. Sit up here with me and hold me like a princess.
Rob
Let’s kiss till the morning birds sing.
Kitty
You’re a true southern gentleman. You know how treat woman. But the night is still young. I’m a gonna ride you like a Brahma bull. Ride ‘em cowgirl. Yeeha!
Rob lies on the couch reading Thucydides’ “Peloponnesian War.”
Kitty
Honey it’s so rainy and hot. Please cuddle up with Ms. Kitty. She needs attention bad.
Rob
Hold your horses honey. I’m on the last chapter. You know how I love reading the ancients.
Kitty
Darling lately I think you’re buried along with the ancients. What can I do to exhume you?
Rob
My love, I need time to cultivate my mind through reading. Let me get you a book to read. “Lady Chatterley’s Lover.” You’ll love it honey buns.
Kitty
If you don’t put down that book I’m going to donate all your books to the library.
Rob
I surrender. I’m going to need a glass of OJ to juice myself up.
Kitty
Coming right up, one glass of OJ, fresh squeezed. Here it is my lover man. Oh my. I seem to have lost my clothes somewhere. I wonder where I left them? Plenty of ice just like you like it. Drink to your health sweetie. I’ll sit beside you on the couch. You like it when I rub your neck? You feel so tight.
Rob
Oh my love, you’ve got angel’s hands. I couldn’t ask for a better masseuse. And the best part is you love me. Your touch is divine.
Kitty
You know this New Orleans summer has made me lazy. It feels so good to relax on the sofa under the fan. You look like a real man in that bath robe. Every time I look at you I feel like jumping you. Now I got you by the arm. You fell right across my lap. Oh your derriere is hot. Do you like it when I caress it just so with my hand? Oops there goes your robe. Patty cake, patty cake. I do declare. You’re swelling like a ripe yam against my thigh. You’d come in my lap if I spanked you.
Rob
I never knew you were into kinky stuff. Can’t we just make love? I’m an old fashioned guy. Besides I’m too old for that.
Kitty
Sugar plum, you’re never too old in my book. You’re fussing like a girl who broke her fingernail. Do you want a ruler or my hand?
Rob
Come on pumpkin. Spare this good ole boy.
Kitty
You ain’t squirming your way out of this. I’m going to paddle your butt. Ready or not here we go! You like the way my hand stings so sweetly. Your ass cheeks are blushing like ripe peaches. You’re humping like a pro. Oh yea. Thar she blows! Now wasn’t that hot and spicy?
Rob
Honey that was better than jambalaya with tabasco sauce. Darling your perfume smells better than magnolias in spring. I’ll sit up. Darling you’re such a kind woman. That’s why I fell in love with you. Let me drink the OJ in a toast to our eternal flame.
Kitty
Here my dark and debonair man let me hold the glass while you drink. That’s right catch the nectar on your tongue. Oh I spilled some on your cheeks and lips. Here let me lick the drops off your lips with my tongue. You look like a happy critter. Just close your eyes. That’s right. Now you don’t mind if I sprinkle some OJ down there do you? Does it feel cold down there honey?
Rob
Kitty I feel like an apple in a barrel with you bobbing for me. But I’m the only apple in your barrel honey.
Kitty
Look how shiny and red you’ve done become. Well lookie here I’ve got an ice cube from that cup. What will I do with that? Well I’ll drip it down your pear.
Rob
We’re going for a double header? Plahlease honey!! I’m not as young as I used to be.
Kitty
You’ll do just fine. When I rub your Aladdin’s lamp the magic will happen. I’m here to serve and please the one I love so dearly. But I take pride in my work. I don’t want to give an ordinary blow job. This is my art. Now let’s start with your inner thighs. You like that don’t you honey? Oh you old pony. I likes the way your buck under my tongue.
Rob
I’m like a roman candle. You got the match to set me off.
Kitty
Hot damn man you’re hard as the Rock of Gibraltar. But I wanna play some more. You’ll thank me once I’m finished.
Rob
Oh my God. There I go. Ohhhh I’m yours for life. You are the madam of my house now and always. I’d be a scoundrel if I didn’t return the favor. Sit up here honey and I’ll part the gates of your Eden.
Kitty
Oh you are a gentleman indeed. Now this girl has done gone to heaven. I swear you are an shining example to the male kind.
Rob
Oh you taste sweeter than honeysuckle on the vine. Here I’ll suck your little rosebud. Now you’re the one bucking. I’ll slip my hands under your buns. You’re moaning like a pole cat. I’m going to lick you under the table. Women folk get more excited than men, so I’ve heard.
Kitty
Oh I’m on fire. Please Rob. I’m hyperventilating. My hearts beating fast as a conga drum. Come on now. That’s not fair. Put that tongue where it belongs. Don’t nibble my inner thighs. I was so close.
Rob
Oh mighty Aphrodite goddess of love and beauty here I come.
Kitty
Oh I blossomed. What sweeter gift can a man give his woman? What delicious tremors I feel from that place only you are allowed to enter. I’m so wet and sticky. Sit up here with me and hold me like a princess.
Rob
Let’s kiss till the morning birds sing.
Kitty
You’re a true southern gentleman. You know how treat woman. But the night is still young. I’m a gonna ride you like a Brahma bull. Ride ‘em cowgirl. Yeeha!
Published 1st Oct 2015
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1st Oct 2015 9:40pm
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2nd Oct 2015 1:04am
I'm so glad you enjoyed this lighter side my friend. This one was erotically comedic more than dramatic. I really enjoyed writing this. It feels good to be funny and erotic. :)
John
John
Oh my sweet kitten, this one made me giggle with pure delight. And got me throbbing between my legs.
" You like that don’t you honey? Oh you old pony. I likes the way your buck under my tongue."
Love that line John! You mix hot thoughts and words with an air of whimsy.
"Rob
Kitty I feel like an apple in a barrel with you bobbing for me. But I’m the only apple in your barrel honey.'
Once again wanting a look in that gorgeous mind of yours.
Kitty
You’re a true southern gentleman. You know how treat woman. But the night is still young. I’m a gonna ride you like a Brahma bull. Ride ‘em cowgirl."
This last line is so perfect. Sexy as fuck and just as witty.
This was a fun, utterly unique total turn on that had my fingers doing the walking from tit down below covers.
Shows versitality, and a sexual nature ive never came a cross in any other man.
Oh to be your woman in tjis story. To play Eurydice to your Orpheus, would be my dream.
" You like that don’t you honey? Oh you old pony. I likes the way your buck under my tongue."
Love that line John! You mix hot thoughts and words with an air of whimsy.
"Rob
Kitty I feel like an apple in a barrel with you bobbing for me. But I’m the only apple in your barrel honey.'
Once again wanting a look in that gorgeous mind of yours.
Kitty
You’re a true southern gentleman. You know how treat woman. But the night is still young. I’m a gonna ride you like a Brahma bull. Ride ‘em cowgirl."
This last line is so perfect. Sexy as fuck and just as witty.
This was a fun, utterly unique total turn on that had my fingers doing the walking from tit down below covers.
Shows versitality, and a sexual nature ive never came a cross in any other man.
Oh to be your woman in tjis story. To play Eurydice to your Orpheus, would be my dream.
2nd Oct 2015 4:14am
Oh how I'd love to be in the throes of Orphic mysteries with you. I am overjoyed to know your fingers did the walking as your read me. Many women have said I have insight into the female psyche. I've written many stories in the first person from a woman's perspective. To frolic beneath the sheets with you would be the most fantastic ride of my life. You'e got me by my marbles. And what a delicious place to be my darling love. ;-)
Warm love,
John
Warm love,
John
