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Oh Shit
This.
It's shhhh
As I tiptoe to surprise her...
Not with a tish,
But colored roses.
Privately prepared and peppered with
A soft fragrance to awaken
The arousing arrogance
And a bottle of Pinot
To send the senses soaring
Two wine glasses to fill our longing
Slowly stepping on the soft white plush carpet
Opening the bedroom door
To discover her
Waiting for me in her navy blue panties
Toe-stepping onto a small red lego
Turning my comfort to agonizing pain
Body thus tilts and..
I could see the first drops flow
from the rim of the bottle
Reach into the air and makes its way in to hist
Fall to the plush, white carpet.
It hits the moment
Splashing its color in the widest area it can.
Oh. This.
It’s her look is all I can see from now on.
Wine never tastes as good alone on your couch.
It's shhhh
As I tiptoe to surprise her...
Not with a tish,
But colored roses.
Privately prepared and peppered with
A soft fragrance to awaken
The arousing arrogance
And a bottle of Pinot
To send the senses soaring
Two wine glasses to fill our longing
Slowly stepping on the soft white plush carpet
Opening the bedroom door
To discover her
Waiting for me in her navy blue panties
Toe-stepping onto a small red lego
Turning my comfort to agonizing pain
Body thus tilts and..
I could see the first drops flow
from the rim of the bottle
Reach into the air and makes its way in to hist
Fall to the plush, white carpet.
It hits the moment
Splashing its color in the widest area it can.
Oh. This.
It’s her look is all I can see from now on.
Wine never tastes as good alone on your couch.
Published 6th Sep 2015
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6th Sep 2015 3:15pm
Ha! Lmao at the lego...this got me rolling this morning. Thanks for the much needed laughter. :)
"Splashing the widest area it can"
That my friend is how you just know you are damned. Great write.!
Michael
"Splashing the widest area it can"
That my friend is how you just know you are damned. Great write.!
Michael
7th Sep 2015 3:34pm
Thank you. I am glad this got read correctly. I am always a bit leary when it comes to humor. And yes. Wine on the white carpet is a sentence in its own right. Thank you for the comment and read.
6th Sep 2015 8:01pm
Nice erotic slapstick here DPW. Really well detailed! There's that painful pause as the wine drops gather on the rim of the bottle then plunge. Then there's that Lego to consider. Frustrating, but it does beat solitude. Fine job!
7th Sep 2015 3:35pm
Doesn't it always happen in slow motion? When the red wine splashes onto the carpet? We see it all happen in hi-definition and we know nothing can be done. The lego...well, I think we all have done this a time or two.
6th Sep 2015 11:52pm
7th Sep 2015 3:39pm
7th Sep 2015 1:45pm
Best OH Shit moment ever! ..Will have you know, your "not a tish" [ha there, even].. near tipped my coffee this morn!
good ways, I assure you ;) I'm lovin the sexy giggle you cook up here!
"But colored roses.
Privately prepared and peppered with
A soft fragrance to awaken
The arousing arrogance "
~this ideal perks interest, I've tried petals frozen but this sounds yummy[er]
From here..."Two wine glasses to fill our longing "...to..
"Waiting for me in her navy blue panties
Toe-stepping onto a small red lego"..
~great ha's and heat blended with color "splash" [yes pun..& sorries... she sez in grin]
and then getting "the look" from her.. omg funny.
This is priceless sweetie. captured well & reinforces my thots that white carpet *is indeed evil..
clinkin' my coffee ~safely your way ;)
~d
good ways, I assure you ;) I'm lovin the sexy giggle you cook up here!
"But colored roses.
Privately prepared and peppered with
A soft fragrance to awaken
The arousing arrogance "
~this ideal perks interest, I've tried petals frozen but this sounds yummy[er]
From here..."Two wine glasses to fill our longing "...to..
"Waiting for me in her navy blue panties
Toe-stepping onto a small red lego"..
~great ha's and heat blended with color "splash" [yes pun..& sorries... she sez in grin]
and then getting "the look" from her.. omg funny.
This is priceless sweetie. captured well & reinforces my thots that white carpet *is indeed evil..
clinkin' my coffee ~safely your way ;)
~d
7th Sep 2015 3:38pm
Hehe. Thank you dark sighs. I am glad you nearly spilled your coffee. Hope you don't have a white carpet either. That has disastrous results.
Frozen rose petals? Interesting. I have cooked with rose water, never the petals.
The look is one that can kill, as you can assume.
So glad you enjoyed this. *clink*
Frozen rose petals? Interesting. I have cooked with rose water, never the petals.
The look is one that can kill, as you can assume.
So glad you enjoyed this. *clink*
