DEEP SEA DIVING at The Haiku Erotic Restaurant

The Haiku:
'bout three inches deep
past the vulva's outer lips
a new taste exists

candycrier reports:
I never really noticed that. I mean, after all, when you're down on a woman you don't pause to mull the taste like a wine sample. It was Al, one of our steady patrons, who hipped me to the fact that a woman's genitals has two appreciable differences in taste. Everybody , he says, knows how the outer surface tastes (fishy) )but few can say they know how that seldom explored region, beyond the outer, the real deep of a woman, tastes. It's like deep sea fishing, he went on, you can't say you know the mysteries of the sea just by snorkeling in the shallower regions.

Well, folks, there IS an appreciable difference. The taste is something like ginger ale, but without the fizz . Also, make sure you team up with a woman who knows how to open herself as wide as the Grand Canyon. Otherwise, you might get a crick in your neck trying to dive.