Purple For Prez! (Saint's Row IV)

YES!
The Saints are in the House I hope you all voted Purple for Prez,
SMACK!
That's what Congressmen get for talking back,
GULP!
Damn alien mothership swallowed up my friends as if we're in a sci-fi dipped in pulp,
BOOM!
All batteries to fire to avoid impending doom,
POW!
Like a suckerpunch to the jaw I awake on the wrong side of town,
TWACK!
Time to blow this 50's nightmare to high heaven and damn that incessant laugh track,
ZAM!
Breaking all the laws of time and space to bring down this Steelport sham,
BOP!
Blowing up tanks with wicked wubs and brutal bass drops,
WAM!
Spitting earth, wind, and fire I hope Kinzie's getting this all on cam,
ZOOM!
Using breakneck need I'm tearing this city apart so you'd better get a broom,
ZAP!
Holy crap there mech suits are a helluva lot funner than shooting caps,
E-GAT!
The man, the legend is back but where's the rest of the hood at,
BAM!
Got the crew back together for one last space jam,
KA-POOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Suck it Zinyak this is MY empire now!