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Lusty Limericks
There was a young woman Jen Pratchet
Who, lifting her leg, said please scratch it
You could tell from the smell
It was no fairy dell
And it looked like a wound from a hatchet
There was an old whore from Nantucket
Was so ugly that no one would fuck it
She'd the face of a dog
The voice of a frog
And a cunt like a bill poster's bucket!
Published 28th Jul 2015
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28th Jul 2015 1:14pm
(LOL) x 100 - made really laugh this morning - thank you for that :-)
Just a wee heads up I think the last line of the first limerick is missing something? - 'And it looked wound from a hatchet' - possibly should be 'And it looked like a wound from a hatchet'
:-)
Just a wee heads up I think the last line of the first limerick is missing something? - 'And it looked wound from a hatchet' - possibly should be 'And it looked like a wound from a hatchet'
:-)
28th Jul 2015 7:53pm
Thanks David I'll take another look. I really shouldn't post when I've been drinking! ;-)
