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Mon étrange ménagerie

My dog is in love with the postman
My pussy cat is in love with himself
My goldfish is doing the backstroke
My hamster runs ring round his wheel
My parrot has no colour he is monochrome
My donkey is wonky and acts like an ass
My python has chosen to become a vegetarian
My pony is not little but he is purple
My tarantula hates the Movie ‘Spiderman’
My sheep is very clever and follows nobody
My chicken is hot and lays hard boiled eggs
My pig is way to refined to eat like a pig
My cow is a rocker and wears a leather jacket
My monkey is very naughty and needs spanked
bienvenue ŕ mon étrange ménagerie
I like my animals like I like my people
They must have strangeness, be a bit crazy
vive la difference
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