The Perfect Girl

She never has a change of heart
she's never insecure
I never have to worry if
she feels she's been ignored

With just a bit of maintenance
she's never going to quit me
And anytime I pick her up
she's ready for a quickie

She has a classic sense of style
and no shortage of curves
She doesn't need no makeup
'cos she always looks superb

She never gets a headache
or orders me around
Or tells me I can't see my friends
whenever they're in town

She's always pleasant to the ears
and easy on the eyes
I know just how to make her moan
and how to make her sigh

Her body is the perfect shape
and if she should go flat
I got an extra set of strings
and a tuner for that