Reliever

I'll keep my eye on you
though you won't realise
this to be the case at all
 
Tension or stress felt?
requiring my attention?
 
I'm on the case
ninja style
 
You'll not hear me speak
with my topless display  
my over your knee moment
 
Though.. so I see
You're not one to suffer so easily
 
Still
 
I will be practicing often
Silently waiting to pounce
when you least expect
learning my roll to play
acting out my part
rehearsing
for such an eventuality
so make full use of me
Often.
 
Your little tension reliever xx