Bird Crap on My Shirt

Beautiful day in the park
Wife and dog
Eating coconut Italian ices
When a pigeon unloaded on me from above

We were taught as kids
That despite the humiliating aspect
Of having a bird crap on you
That this was good luck

So years later I take this approach too
Luckily the ices were not affected
I went on eating
No harm, no foul