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Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
I can feel the smell
I can smell the feel
I can hear the sight
I can see the sound
And despite the ban
I have 4 fat sausages
Sizzling in the pan
My head goes all hazy
My senses go crazy
As I butter the breads
The knife sensually spreads
I go heavy on the butter
I stare in awe and splutter
The bread and butters only foreplay
The sausage sandwich is my forte
The sausage is my only treasure
The sausage is my guilty pleasure
I place the sausage in the bread
And cover with a sauce that’s red
Press down gently with my hand
Going to eat this contraband
Raise the sandwich to my lips
Thinks; ‘I should have made some chips’
Just about to take a bite
There’s a noise and I take fright
I hear the key inside the door
Getting caught now that’s for sure
She spies it with her eagle eye
“You know you’re not allowed to fry”
She takes the sandwich off me
And makes herself a coffee
The sausage plan I had she beats it
Then she sits right down and eats it
Inside, my heart and soul are raging
Sausage guilt is now engaging
As I make my slim fast shake
I mutter “awe for fuck sake”
I can smell the feel
I can hear the sight
I can see the sound
And despite the ban
I have 4 fat sausages
Sizzling in the pan
My head goes all hazy
My senses go crazy
As I butter the breads
The knife sensually spreads
I go heavy on the butter
I stare in awe and splutter
The bread and butters only foreplay
The sausage sandwich is my forte
The sausage is my only treasure
The sausage is my guilty pleasure
I place the sausage in the bread
And cover with a sauce that’s red
Press down gently with my hand
Going to eat this contraband
Raise the sandwich to my lips
Thinks; ‘I should have made some chips’
Just about to take a bite
There’s a noise and I take fright
I hear the key inside the door
Getting caught now that’s for sure
She spies it with her eagle eye
“You know you’re not allowed to fry”
She takes the sandwich off me
And makes herself a coffee
The sausage plan I had she beats it
Then she sits right down and eats it
Inside, my heart and soul are raging
Sausage guilt is now engaging
As I make my slim fast shake
I mutter “awe for fuck sake”
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Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
20th May 2015 8:13pm
re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 5:28pm
then go and make yourself a sausage sandwich before it's too late :-)
Glad you enjoyed it :-)
Glad you enjoyed it :-)
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
20th May 2015 10:23pm
re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 5:30pm
brown sauce is a very English ting as is Branston pickle :-)
thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it
:-)
thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it
:-)
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
20th May 2015 11:20pm
re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 5:32pm
we concur - sausages are the bouys :-)
thanks for reading and commenting
:-)
thanks for reading and commenting
:-)
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 1:32am
what a craic David... loved it...
and you've made me hungry for a sausage sandwich...maybe Bunnings (large hardware store here) are having a sausage sizzle today...with onions...yummie.... :)
and you've made me hungry for a sausage sandwich...maybe Bunnings (large hardware store here) are having a sausage sizzle today...with onions...yummie.... :)
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re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 5:33pm
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
Anonymous
21st May 2015 5:33pm
i haven't eaten meat in ages but i suddenly have a hankering for a greasy pork sausage sammich with bacon and cheese. damn you
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re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 5:37pm
damn it that sounds so good - wonder if I could sneak out,......
thanks for reading and commenting :-)
thanks for reading and commenting :-)
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 6:31pm
This is absolutely hilarious!! Such a good rhythm and story. Very nice.
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re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 7:11pm
Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
21st May 2015 11:47pm
Falls down again into uncontrollable laughing ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
This is just too good
Anyway thank you carry on
This is just too good
Anyway thank you carry on
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22nd May 2015 1:06am
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23rd May 2015 6:42pm
re: Re: Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
24th May 2015 11:00am
Re. Sausage Guilt Repose - - - (written for poet - fake reality)
That really is too much. I smiled all the way through it. Ugh, slimfast shakes. Give me that sausage sandwich every time. Loved it. Right onto the RL for this gem.
John
John
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