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[ IEPT ] The Adventures Of Buck Cocky

Episode One : Misogyny Like Space Has No Boundaries
 
The deep space freighter Uranus Probe D
landed in the cracked sphincter of your moon crater  
piloted singlehandedly by yours truly,  
 
Captain Buck Cocky  
 
As I descended the landing platform  
you all greeted me  
somewhat with open arms  
because you had really tiny arms . . .
and really tiny legs . . . on really tiny bodies  
barely withstanding normal sized alien heads  
 
I was mobbed by bobble-headed fetuses  
all clamoring for my attention  
---femaliens to be precise;  
not a single tiny penis amongst the mobble  
each of them telepathically communicating to me  
their communal desire to satisfy
my every pure male fantasy  
 
I picked up the Queen of the bobble-heads  
and throat-fucked her  
 
It was satisfying  
much like banging a watermelon  
or a Gungunnite  
 
Upon having discharged my payload  
into her tiny esophagus  
I punted the Queen like a football  
 
Not having taken gravity into consideration  
she spiraled upward . . .
 
upward . . .
 
upward until she was distant
in the star speckled atmosphere  
similar to my recollections of the Human Race
I had left behind so long ago  
on my quest for out of this world Strange;  
to mingle with minge outside my species  
 
It did not matter;  
there were plenty more of the Bbobble-Heads  
to satisfy my fantastic pure male urges  
---they were all pretty much the same  
 
I throat-fucked a few more Bobblers  
and tossed them aside
before retiring to my captain's quarters  
settling comfortably into the hibernation pod  
and dreaming of what it would be like
to have intercourse with a real female human
for the very first time in my life  
since my banishment from Earth  
for being a major douchebag
 
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 24th Aug 2021
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