[ FS ] Ankhsed

   
Nile long smile---
cheeky crocodile grinning
from ear to ear        
   
Is she excited?    
   
Anxious?      
     
Understatements of the year      
 
Gone is the angst  
      
now that she's got her ankhs
      
---pair of golden amulets     
dangling as if happy feet      
over shallow river banks      
channeling breastbone      
allowing for the accessorizing      
of her figure's copper tone      
   
In fancy footwork on cuneiform bone      
dancing a jiggling naked butt jig      
whirling around the university dorm      
kicking up a sandstorm    
with her friends; acting crazy silly       
twerking bronzed rear ends---   
derrieres in tandem with scarcely    
perking barely-there-boobies      
all swirling willy-nilly      
     
and every bit iddy biddy      
are Nefretiti's titties twirling     
soon to be monumental---      
plastered everywhere    
in Egyptian cities      
     
Pharaoh liked it so much      
he went and put a ring on it      
   
For the record      
So let it be writ,      
On them---   
an engagement ring      
for each nipple free wheeling  
about amidst the squealing    
and eager beaver shouting
      
soon to be a bachelorette    
party like an Egyptian      
girls gone wild outing    
celebration