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[ nonsense ] The Preacher's Confession
You come to me asking for the Lord's blessing
to be cleansed of sins you're now confessing
I confess to being less mystified and more truly stumped
I thought I was here to help guide you along
preach the Word of God and sing His mighty song
not listen about the neighbor's wife that you humped
Why don't you just keep those details quiet
I'm breaking out in laughter to the point of riot
Why is it so difficult to grasp His beautiful Way?
You are forgiven if you're a likewise forgiving soul
With free will comes a price that takes its toll
Meanwhile, you're free to screw with whomever you lay
Don't give me that familiar old song and dance
about how the Devil won't let you keep it in your pants
or that he is busy luring everyone into strange beds
If you're too weak to resist the Whores of Babylon
you really haven't been listening to me babble on
about how yawl fabricate these excuses in your heads
Why, if I had a dollar for everytime I myself gave in
Well ... I'd be wealthier than the Vatican!
And should spontaneously combust in hellfire
At the risk of repeating myself once again
especially regarding affairs with women ( or men )
you're only tempted by that which you already desire
If you want to do right by the Almighty
you should brush up on your Aphrodite---
from Greece we inherited great tales of forbidden love
I don't think any of those stories ever ended happily
In that era when eternal damnation was common, see
Jealous lovers were a force to be more afraid of
Now, if you would please excuse me for a while
I have more pressing matters to reconcile
The choir awaits for me to direct them in song
And if you know of any other ladies who want to sing
Mrs. Anderson will be in the back room auditioning . . .
My God, I think today she's wearing a thong
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