[ Bad Raps ] Rapping Kid Ramses

 
Strutting in as if walking on water  
Spawner of Pharisees
dividing the seas  
Making several passes
parting cheering masses  
Hailed in their idol worship  
Awestruck wonder  
with each trip around the ring  
Failed attempts stealing not my thunder  
For this true son of pharoahs sees  
what you're up to with your plagues  
pestilence and disease  
super flies and frogs leaping  
upon your entrance  

Banished poet laureate  
may savage a brother  
while keeping him from his rightful throne  
Begone with you who I now disown  
Stay? And I will own you  
One, two, three  
So let it be written  
So let it be done to thee  
To me, you're just another slave  
One only I have the power to free  
within the hour I will have you cower  
at my feet like the dog that you are  
groveling, groaning in defeat  

Take away your Creeping Death  
and hail burning like rain  
Be assured that I will bring the pain  
Save the applause and confetti  
for this false son of Seti  
His vanity all in vain  
Sun never to set during my reign  
I rule the Nile while you live in denial  
despite drama destined to not end well  
---foretold by priests  
witnessed an Evil Star they did;  
selling tabloid fodder about a Savior  
Child that was hid  

Here? I am the only celebrity  
Rapping Kid Ramses the .....  
 
Where is your Deliverer now, see?
Yeah, take that you dirty Hebrew rats!  
 
..... Shut up, Dathan!
How many times have I said
NEVER interrupt me
when I'm being interviewed?!