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Homophobe

  
Our Heavenly Father is loving and just
 
Obey his laws, you certainly must
 
For He hath surely condemned
each and every Homosexual
 
It clearly states this in my Twentieth Century
Revised Modern English Translation
Of The One And Only Holy Bible
 
With weapons of mass destruction
Sodom and Gomora were annihilated
without a single ounce of regret
not a shredded sliver of remorse
Every single resident violated
that little known Thirteenth Commandment
chiseled in stone for everyone to read
Thou Shalt Only Have Heterosexual Intercourse
 
Nevermind the part of the story
in which the Lord in all his Shining Glory
ignored Lot's proposal to have his daughters
gangraped and sodomited
or turned his wife to salt -
bitch was deserving, totally her fault
Crystal clear; no muddy waters here
Nothing for you to get excited
 
Nevermind those other verses
Joe Religionist of insists
are the properly translated
obscure words of Leviticus
In which the Almighty clearly mandated
animal sacrifices to purge your sins
the Death Penalty for disobeying His laws
toleration of slavery among other things
Try not to focus on these flaws
 
Homophobe, through my telescope
I see you orbiting the globe
playing God In your Inquisition
unleashing the Anal Probe
 
What sadistic angel
perched on your shoulder
and tugged at your lobe;
filled your brain with such hatred
for the everyday Job?
 
It would please us if Mister Jesus
returned and not a minute too soon  
to Rapture those lacking independent thought
away to some distant moon
 
Let them colonize their own private Heaven
far away from every normal Christian
Paradise Lost on the edge of the solar system
How nice it would be for us and them
 
A planet free of homosexuality
to compliment their own warped reality
like Adam and Eve and all the rest
who felt that incest was the best
 
Homophobe, through my telescope
I see you orbiting the globe
playing God In your Inquisition
unleashing the Anal Probe
 
What sadistic angel
perched on your shoulder
and tugged at your lobe;
filled your brain with such hatred
for the everyday Job?
 
 
Anarchitect
Written by Anarchitect
Published | Edited 30th Sep 2019
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