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[ Politics & Religion ] Homophobe

   
Our Heavenly Father is loving and just    
   
Obey his laws, you certainly must    
   
For He hath surely condemned    
each and every Homosexual    
   
It clearly states this in my Twentieth Century    
Revised Modern English Translation    
Of The One And Only Holy Bible    
   
With weapons of mass destruction    
Sodom and Gomora were annihilated    
without a single ounce of regret    
not a shredded sliver of remorse    
Every single resident violated    
that little known Thirteenth Commandment    
chiseled in stone for everyone to read    
Thou Shalt Only Have Heterosexual Intercourse    
   
Nevermind the part of the story    
in which the Lord in all his Shining Glory    
ignored Lot's proposal to have his daughters    
gangraped and sodomited    
or turned his wife to salt---  
bitch was deserving, totally her fault    
Crystal clear, no muddy waters here    
Nothing for you to get excited    
   
Ignore those other verses    
Joe Religionist of insists  
are the properly translated    
obscure words of Leviticus    
In which the Almighty clearly mandated    
animal sacrifices to purge your sins    
the Death Penalty for disobeying His laws    
toleration of slavery among other things    
Try not to focus on these flaws    
   
Homophobe, through my telescope    
I see you orbiting the globe    
playing God In your Inquisition    
unleashing the Anal Probe    
   
What sadistic angel    
perched on your shoulder    
and tugged at your lobe---    
filled your brain with such hatred    
for the everyday Job?  
   
It would please us if Mister Jesus    
returned and not a minute too soon    
to Rapture those lacking independent thought    
away to some distant moon    
   
Let them colonize their own private Heaven    
far away from every normal Christian    
Paradise Lost on the edge of the solar system    
How nice it would be for us and them    
   
A planet free of homosexuality    
to compliment their own warped reality    
like Adam and Eve and all the rest    
who felt that incest was the best    
   
Homophobe, through my telescope    
I see you orbiting the globe    
playing God In your Inquisition    
unleashing the Anal Probe  
   
What sadistic angel    
perched on your shoulder    
and tugged at your lobe;    
filled your brain with such hatred    
for the everyday Job?    
   
 

Anarchitect
Written by Anarchitect
Published | Edited 17th Jul 2020
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