Soulful Story

This story has a happy middle
And I need to tell it to you because if I don't
Then it doesn't have a happy middle
Gosh you're even prettier up close
So pretty you make the tongue lose memory
And legs feel like they had a lobotomy
Me talking to you now is just an exception to your rule
A reign I could only admire from afar
But I knelt with the rest of them in your church
You're so pretty that...
That...
A man would sell his soul just to talk to you
That wasn't a metaphor
I bought a story to say to you
The irony is that this is the story
And the silly thing is
It should have costed more
I would buy ten or twelve stories if I had more souls
So yeah
This is the happy middle I was talking about
Yes I would love to have coffee with you
Just you and me
But I can't
There is somewhere I need to be