Mother Mary/Holy Grail

Young Mary charmed her way through life
by learning how to please
She'd spend most nights flat on her back
or scraping up her knees
Mary Magdalene full of men  
she'd let just anybody in
Though many knew she was a whore
some still maintained that she was pure
One day her life caught up with her
her lifestyle wouldn't last  
So she resolved to find a man
who didn't know her past
A man named Joseph fit the bill  
her past he did not know
But right before she had him trapped  
her child began to show
Poor Joseph was a righteous man
but wasn't very smart  
She said it was a miracle
and he took that to heart
Mother Mary full of jizz
and can't tell who the father is
She knew no man would dare come forth
so it must have been God, of course
On nights that could have been the cause
she gorged on wine and cheeses
So when this miracle came out
she named the baby Jesus
Mother Mary, holy grail  
who put her body up for sale  
The grandmother of mystery  
has earned her place in history
Written by LordCreepy (Colten_Sorrells)
Published | Edited 18th Apr 2015
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