"The Devil made me do it"

She said "the devil made me do it"
That day God found her with her halo around her neck.
"I see you kneel before another my wayward child"
"Yes Lord he has made me do many a naughty and lascivious thing"
"Made you?" "You surrendered willingly your halo to this sexual deviant!"
"Yes Lord but of course"
"For he is a master of bdsm a master of mentalcourse"
"So you give up your place here in heaven?" "And stand and walk away?"
"Yes Lord"
"Then you are free to go my child"
"But keep this in mind"
"The one you call the devil lacks the devilish style"
"For I have never met a devil that can make an angel smile"

By TheOneAboveAll