ON-SCREEN SCENES, REAL-LIFE LOVE

These bedroom scenes, they turn us on,
Get us wanting to one-on-one;
Couples together, in the nude,
Half-hid by bedsheets, stir the mood.
Those scenes that show they've crossed the line;
"My body's yours, and yours is mine."
If they make us feel "up for it",
We dash upstairs, throw off our kit,
To re-enact the selfsame scene
We saw upon the tv screen.
Only, while theirs was a posed act,
We two get making love in fact.
Bits the cameras didn't show
We improvise as on we go,
Adopting the screen couple's names
To call each other in our games.