Magick 101

I told my friend I was a mage
he called me a disgrace
So in my hand I cupped a spell
and hit him in the face

And when the magic hit his mouth
he learned what magic was about
he started gagging from the taste
as all the color left his face

'Cuz I'm a wizard, don't you know?
perhaps you haven't heard
I turn a pile of tasty food
into a pile of turds

It doesn't matter what I drink
it all comes out the same
But no one takes me seriously
they think my spells are lame

Atleast my friend don't run his mouth
he knows what magic is about
I don't think he'll forget the taste
Or how the color left his face

Now when I talk of wizardry
they'll know what it's about
and if they laugh, I'll cup a spell
and hit them in the mouth