The Beaster Bunny (for Zazzles' "Easter Bunny! comp)

And with winter out of the way
you thought you could relax
But here's a fucking story that
will stop you in your tracks

That bunny has an evil twin
some dare not speak his name
Instead of hiding eggs and shit
he likes to kill and maim

He wears a collar with a bell
to symbolize his ties with hell
He carries candy in his basket
that leaves bad children in a casket

Most folks he rapes and some, he eats
a few he skins alive
So you should probly hide your brats
or they might not survive

With giant ears and horrid fangs
he's really quite a sight
And he won't give up any eggs
without a fucking fight

Beware his eggs, beware his call
he'll rip your dick straight from your balls
His call will send chills up your back
and scare the wrinkles from your sack

You should avoid him at all costs
he is the Beaster Bunny
He likes to come and fuck shit up
because he thinks it's funny

He likes to rape and to behead
not always in that order
Some say the media's to blame
for causing his disorder