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Rebellion Uprising

The foul smell of discontent can be smelt across the lands of the digestory tract as whispers of an uprising can be heard, and felt, as far south as the backwaters of sphincter

At the moment, the empire can do little but wait for the next attack as the pressure builds, causing considerable discomfort and jeopardizing the integrity of it's exports

So the question is : what is an emperor to do in the face of a growing rebellion?

Should I give in to their demands, thereby lowering taxes and decreasing the production of war materials? Or, should I increase production, and send in the guard to punish the serfs who live in the lower farm valleys of my stomach?

After much deliberation, I have decided it is best to punish the fools with some sour cream chicken enchiladas, extra jalapeņos on the side, refried beans and rice. They shall bow to my will, or I shall proceed to consume an entire 2-pound bag of sugar-free gummy bears and wash them down with a quart of chocolate milk, and I shall worry about making repairs later.

Such insolence shall not be tolerated in my kingdom
Written by LordCreepy (Colten_Sorrells)
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