Scream Queen

A display of practical effects
The Cujo head a rabid construct
Activated at a safe distance
Sinking its teeth into the Scream Queen's thigh
Her hysteria faked to perfection
An orgasm crescendo
Leaving cast and crew in stitches
The director bellows "Cut!"
Slicing the air at noon
The Queen repairs to her trailer
A reporter tagging along
Fielding questions, private candor
The writer's microcassette hissing between them
Queries about "influences"
The usual interrogation
The Queen sighs, parts her thighs
"This is all you need to know, babe"
She smiles, tasting her words carefully
Her pussy beside the point
But all that's needed
All that's required
All that's desired
To seal her deal
And bring this interview to a close
Over and out.