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Waffle Cone Massacre
Melted ice cream and cherries there,
And there is blood everywhere!
It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!
It's a gory wonderland!
And it looks like bloody chocolate sand!
Yummy ice cream topped with guts,
And little bananas topped with butts.
Battle axes covered in gooey caramel,
Coffins surrounded by sprinkle ocean shells.
Murderous villains hidden in whipped cream,
Using strawberry syrup as laser beams!
Putting their victims in waffle cones,
And using pecans to break their bones.
Pieces of candy to put on top,
And chocolate pearls to hide their slop.
Coconut shavings to polish the weapons,
And crushed ginger snaps shelters to hide sons.
Melted Nutella scorches some homes,
And lemon curd suffocates garden gnomes.
Secret laboratories where the criminals hide,
And peach preserves lined along the road as a guide.
Slaughtering their victims and placing them like so,
Until the finishing piece is ready to show.
Putting them on a waffle cone is very hard,
Especially when there's pieces of shrapnel sticking out like shards,
Dipped in strawberry syrup and flower buds,
We let them soak in their own blood.
Beheaded corpses with a cherry on top,
We would get caught if there were cops...
Melted ice cream and cherries there,
And there is blood everywhere!
It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!
And there is blood everywhere!
It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!
It's a gory wonderland!
And it looks like bloody chocolate sand!
Yummy ice cream topped with guts,
And little bananas topped with butts.
Battle axes covered in gooey caramel,
Coffins surrounded by sprinkle ocean shells.
Murderous villains hidden in whipped cream,
Using strawberry syrup as laser beams!
Putting their victims in waffle cones,
And using pecans to break their bones.
Pieces of candy to put on top,
And chocolate pearls to hide their slop.
Coconut shavings to polish the weapons,
And crushed ginger snaps shelters to hide sons.
Melted Nutella scorches some homes,
And lemon curd suffocates garden gnomes.
Secret laboratories where the criminals hide,
And peach preserves lined along the road as a guide.
Slaughtering their victims and placing them like so,
Until the finishing piece is ready to show.
Putting them on a waffle cone is very hard,
Especially when there's pieces of shrapnel sticking out like shards,
Dipped in strawberry syrup and flower buds,
We let them soak in their own blood.
Beheaded corpses with a cherry on top,
We would get caught if there were cops...
Melted ice cream and cherries there,
And there is blood everywhere!
It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!
Published 27th Mar 2015
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27th Mar 2015 3:41pm
D: that was shockingly beautiful!!
The imagery is amazingly strong!!! Keep up the good work!!
The imagery is amazingly strong!!! Keep up the good work!!
27th Mar 2015 3:49pm
Better this than a chainsaw! Ice cream and cherries make the gore more palatable. I'll take this over "Saw Part Whatever" anytime.
27th Mar 2015 4:03pm
You have a point actually... There should, if there isn't already, a film like this....
27th Mar 2015 4:30pm
My buddies and I were planning on writing a novel about this. Lol, let's try to turn it into a film!
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