Waffle Cone Massacre

Melted ice cream and cherries there,
And there is blood everywhere!

It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!

It's a gory wonderland!
And it looks like bloody chocolate sand!

Yummy ice cream topped with guts,
And little bananas topped with butts.

Battle axes covered in gooey caramel,
Coffins surrounded by sprinkle ocean shells.

Murderous villains hidden in whipped cream,
Using strawberry syrup as laser beams!

Putting their victims in waffle cones,
And using pecans to break their bones.

Pieces of candy to put on top,
And chocolate pearls to hide their slop.

Coconut shavings to polish the weapons,
And crushed ginger snaps shelters to hide sons.

Melted Nutella scorches some homes,
And lemon curd suffocates garden gnomes.

Secret laboratories where the criminals hide,
And peach preserves lined along the road as a guide.

Slaughtering their victims and placing them like so,
Until the finishing piece is ready to show.

Putting them on a waffle cone is very hard,
Especially when there's pieces of shrapnel sticking out like shards,

Dipped in strawberry syrup and flower buds,
We let them soak in their own blood.

Beheaded corpses with a cherry on top,
We would get caught if there were cops...

Melted ice cream and cherries there,
And there is blood everywhere!

It's so creepy and I'm pretty sure,
That it's a Waffle Cone Massacre!