[ Bad Raps ] Mera Raipa Seksi Hai

   
It's all good
in the hood  
when you wake up with
morning wood  
after banging the gong  
all night long    
Now, let me sing you a song  
doing it Bollywood style  
   
Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy  
   
Mera raipa seksi hai  
Never going back once rapped by a white guy  
Mera raipa seksi hai  
Caramel and white chocolate  
together, you and I  
   
Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed  
an awning of gold crowning your head  
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven  
Get up anytime between Seven, Eleven  
Uh-oh, that wasn't meant to be racist  
You point your finger, shake your fist  
Be more forgiving; let's get on with living  
Get it on till there be none left to be giving  
   
My loving is not the kind to be missed  
Mera raipa seksi hai  
Never going back once rapped by a white guy  
Mera raipa seksi hai  
My rap is sexy  
You'll not want to pass it by  
   
Yo! Mocha latte princess  
---you beg for it more and more    
like a magic carpet unraveling a lot  
I have you spreading every which way    
upon the floor  
   
Yo!  
Beauty from Bangalore  
serenading my song in your ear  
so sweet and soulful  
Entering your holy temple from behind  
I bang you  
   
I bang you in the bunghole  
   
Oh-oh-oh  
In the bunghole  
yo-yo-yo  
In the bunghole  
yo-yo-yo  
   
In my bunga bunga bungalow  
   
My loving is not the kind to be missed  
Mera raipa seksi hai  
Never going back once rapped by a white guy  
Mera raipa seksi hai  
My rap is sexy  
You'll not want to pass it by