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St. Patrick's Day Limerick Dedication to My Dominatrix
There once was a naughty leprechaun
Who snapped a sweet colleen’s pretty thong
So she made a wish
That he’d be switched
And Ms. Kane whipped him all the daylong
So when harassing sweet girls beware
Or like the leprechaun’s fate you’ll share
Conjure the good witch
Who’s good with a switch
Ms. Dana Kane will whip your ass bare
With heart felt love and respect. (sigh!)
Who snapped a sweet colleen’s pretty thong
So she made a wish
That he’d be switched
And Ms. Kane whipped him all the daylong
So when harassing sweet girls beware
Or like the leprechaun’s fate you’ll share
Conjure the good witch
Who’s good with a switch
Ms. Dana Kane will whip your ass bare
With heart felt love and respect. (sigh!)
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