I Am The Judge

I am the big bad judge
you may notice this when I am wearing
my fancy black nylon robe
I am mightier than a preacher man
I can send you to the promised land
if I have a mind to do it
that's right baby I am the judge
I have the power invested in me
to do anything I fucking please
I can do anything to you I see fit
you might not like it but that's tough
who you gonna call I am the judge
I am as honorable and moral
as any judge needs to be
you should know this before you
go on your next crime spree
I am mightier than a preacher man
with my fancy black nylon robe on
I am the big bad judge