The Lie Detector Test

If you have a gun registered
when the Police comes for it
it will go something like this
the officer of the law
will knock on your door
or crash it in it all depends
then when the officer of the law
asks you where is this gun
you have registered
you will say right here it is
good sir what's the problem
ain't no problem yet
the officer of the law will say
now then have you got any more
guns around here anywhere
you are on the spot now for sure
if you don't have any more guns
you will say no sir
the officer of the law
will then say to you are you sure
you will say yes sir officer
I swear on the Bible
the cop will then say to you
I don't believe you
we have to be sure
you don't have any guns
we will have to give you
a lie detector test
the lie detector test will be
a portable lie detector
the same kind used by the FBI
in Chicago during the 1930s
on the gangsters bootleggers
bank robbers and anybody
else they got hold of
the lie detector will be
a cord cut from a lamp etc.
with the insulation  
skinned off so the FBI
could wrap the copper wire
around some part of your body
the FBI used this
ingenious apparatus
on different parts of the body
one Chicago newspaper article
stated you could hear
the gangsters squalling
all over downtown Chicago
during interrogations
of bootleggers bank robbers
or anybody else they got hold of
the officer of the law
will then attach the wire
to some part of your body
you might get a break
the wire will be attached
to one of your fingers
meanwhile you will be
be pleading and begging for mercy
oh please good officer sir
I don't have any more guns
I only had the one
I swear on the Bible again
not good enough
the officer in charge will say
we have to be sure
you don't have any guns
the officers of the law
will then attach the copper wire
to some part of your body
they say if they wrap the wire
around your balls
you will tell it all
the whole truth
and nothing but the truth
you will spill the beans
so to speak they also say
you will scream like
a wild cat coming in heat
when they plug the lie detector
into a socket and no mercy comes