WHAT’S FOR LUNCH?

LYDIA
I’VE BEEN READING SOME OF YOUR STUFF
NOTE THE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED TECHNICAL TERM
AS WE BOTH KNOW, HUMOUR IS IMPORTANT
ANYWAY, I’VE ALREADY DIGRESSED
AND CAN IMAGINE YOU SAYING SOMETHING LIKE
OK MOTHER FUCKER, YOU HAD MY ATTENTION
FOR A MOMENT, AND I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE
SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY …
FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
 
I SIP MY WELL MELLOWED RED
LISTEN TO CHET AND THINK OF YOU
HOPEFULLY NOT COMPLETELY BUT SOMEWHAT
MELLOWED TOO, LIKE ME
NOT SO PRETTY ANYMORE, ON THE OUTSIDE
NOT SO PRETTY ANYMORE, ON THE INSIDE EITHER
BUT STILL OF INTEREST, TO THE …
LOST AND FOUND, UNFINDABLE
WANTING AND NOT WANTING TO BE FOUND
JUST YET
 
SO WHAT’S MY FUCKING POINT?
I’M GETTING TO THAT
OK – I LIKED YOUR WORDS AND YOUR ATTITUDE
JOIN MY FUCKING CLUB SHE SAYS
NAH I’M NOT THAT TYPE
THANK FUCK FOR THAT SHE THINKS (MAYBE)
I’VE MET SOME LOSERS IN MY TIME
I’M ABOUT TO HANG UP
SAY SOMETHING ASSHOLE
TO KEEP ME ON THE LINE
 
KEEP THE HEAVY BREATHS TO YOURSELF
I’VE HEARD THEM ALL
GIVE ME SOMETHING
BETWEEN MY EYES
BETWEEN MY TITS
BETWEEN MY THIGHS
OR LET IT RIDE
FOR SOME OTHER POOR FUCK
DON’T GET ME WRONG
I COULD STILL SCREW YOU BLIND
 
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW ME
SURE MY WORDS GAVE YOU A GLIMPSE
I’D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH & TEA
YOU’D BE SO FUCKING SCARED
TO LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
THAT I’D BITE IT OFF
AND THEN YOU’D HAVE TO KILL ME
ACCORDING TO YOUR TWISTED LITTLE CODE
OK NOW YOU FINALLY HAVE MY ATTENTION
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?