You wouldn't, right?

My friend is dumb
She's got a weird thumb
And she is kinda a nerd
Her personality is absurd
She tiptoes as she goes
But would she betray me
I guess we will see
I have a crush
He makes me blush
Does she like him too
What a horrible thing to do
Bbffes for ever
Backstabbers never
But if she where to dare
I grab her by her hairl
Rip out a goldy lock
Cause that's just how I rock
But my friend would never try
Cause she knows that  I'd die
He is  my one and only crush
The one that makes me blush