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Makes me Mad

 He makes me mad

She makes me mad

If he digs in his nose one more time and tries to wipe it on me.If she farts in the car and lock the windows on more timeAnd why do I have to see his drawers all over the house instead of in the hamper?And if I come second to one more twilight bookContrary to popular belief I am not on my way to the kitchen I would not like to get you something thing to drinkThis woman is so lazy how can you not want to go up a flight of stairs and get your husband coup of water and you're already up
And to think
and to think
He has the audacity to laugh at me for complaining about sitting on a wet seat that he pee'd onand she wants me to lift the toilet seat pee, put the toilet seat down, who cares if you're butt gets a little wet she/he makes me mad.
And I'm sick of walking around this place feeling appreciated. I know I'm a good man and all I ever hear is I sure wish you could be duplicated. she don't understand in this world women are saturated, I'm given her all this meaty sexiness. I can tell you about all the women I've dated. There was.. well that's not the point.  she better start watching what she say
Excuse me? Uh huh
Huh oh I just said I hope you have a good day. She heard , I said you better start watching what you
Say it ain't so
Did he really just ask me for some kisses?
I can't even get him to do the dog gone dishes. I got something he can kiss and it rhymes with trash that's been sitting there for an entire week. You know it is hard to come by a good man this way, but me, I see good men like everyday; there's the Chestnut's, the Pitt's, & the LL Cool J's…
Excuse me!
Huh? Oh I was just saying I can't wait till you get back later so we can play.  oh, okay! He act like he ain't hear me I'm going out to find me a good man starting...
Today was the worst do you know actually looked into buying a hearse, but  first let me check on that insurance money and see how much I get back, if they give me anything over 100 stacks I'm taking her out
Excuse me? I was just saying I been doing  a lot of extra hours at work so when I get my check I'm going to take you out. Oh ok…
trying to act like she didn't hear me, I’m trying to find a place where this woman can  just
Get away for rest and relaxation. Or at least a place where my requests are heard without hesitation. You know I need to look into that insurance money he forgets I do all the cooking I make all the spice combinations Oh I could just see it now: " (crying) Mr Officer I don't know what happened one minute we were eating and the next he just passed out."
excuse me!
Huh? Oh baby I was just naming all of the food I'm going to order when you get your check and take me out.
Oh, se that’s why I love
I love you
you always put me first
You always put me first
forever
Forever
til death
Do us part
This man/woman that drives me crazy I just can live without!
Is that my empty bottle of juice on the table.
Is this another bleached shirt
Ugh He/she makes me mad!

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