EUNUCHS

I was listening to what some wise
old pool room Philosophers
had to say about it the other day
an old wise man had the floor
and he inquired to his buddies
say boys did you ever hear of an Eunuch
another old fellow says
ain't that when they cut your balls off
just then the country boy says
Oh Lord that would have to be bad
the wise man who had brought the subject up
and knew all about Eunuchs then said
well it all depends on how you look at it
the country boy said again
it would have to be bad
the wise man continued
kings and rich men who had too many wives
used those Eunuchs to help them out
the country boy wondered aloud
how could Eunuchs be helping them out
the wise man continues
lets suppose you have yourself 10 wives
or even 4 or 5 wives
all the kings and rich fellas
had that kind of shit going on
sometimes you can only cut 2 or 3 of them
maybe only 1 or 2 it happens you know
after you been kinging or living it up all day
and they ain't nobody can stand to hear
a bunch of hot bitching women in heat
it wouldn't matter if you was rich
or even a fucking king
all your balls are good for is so you
can come anyhow your balls don't have a thing
to do with your dick getting hard
and the Enuchs could get it on all night long
right on down the line
they'd save the king and the rich fellas
a lot of trouble you see
and the country boy said Lord Have Mercy