sturb or  not

Dontcha just hate it
 
when you have to switch hands

when you get sand in your lube

when you catch a couple hidden
in the dunes on a beach
groaning away

Whats a poor lonely boy to do?

Dontcha just cant stand it
 
when you hear the girl
in the next dorm
moaning through the walls

And finally when you are out on your own
exploring the world
those cheap hotels
and youth hostels
down in Costa Rica
with 3/4 inch walls
with peep holes
drilled through them

And you are watching
and she gets up and
walks over to your peep hole
to finish zipping up


Whats a poor boy to do

Just what is a poor boy to do

with all that tension
with all that heat?

get thee a WIFE boy!