Strange Truth

When it comes to finding a mate
I'm not picky, by any means
Nor do I play hard to get
So long as I don't hear them fart

Call me what you will
There are some things a woman shouldn't do
I don't run around farting on people
So I expect the same courtesy

I'm a pretty even-tempered person
It takes alot to piss me off
Unless you bother me before I've had my coffee
Or interrupt my precious sleep

I'm not ready for bullshit
When I first wake up
And my sleep is sacred
It's all I have to look forward to

I find it hard to believe
The kind of money men spend on dates
Why pay for something I can get for free?
But, then again, I ACTUALLY use my brain

People are so fucking stupid sometimes
If you put yourself in such a position
They'll end up spending all your money
And fucking your neighbors while you work

Every man, and woman has the capacity
Keep in mind before you get tied down
You'll have to decide
If you're okay with someone's seconds

Everybody lies, trust no one
And sooner or later
Everyone shows their true colors
We're only human, after all